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What? What did you... What?

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I still love you.

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I know I shouldn't even
be here telling you this.

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You're with Chandler, a guy I really like.

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You say he's straight, I'll believe you.

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After seeing you, I knew if I didn't
tell you I'd always regret it.

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Letting you go was
the stupidest thing I ever did.

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You're really not
supposed to be back here.

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I'm sorry. I know this is
the wrong time and the wrong place...

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...but I had to tell you.

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I want to spend my life with you
and marry you.

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I want to have kids with you.

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Oh, my God.

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Why don't they put chairs back here?

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I know this is crazy, but am I too late?

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Yes, you're too late.
Where was all this three years ago?

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I know. I was an idiot.

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And I tried to forget you. I really did.

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After we had lunch last year,
I spent six months in Africa trying to forget.

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- What were you doing in Africa?
- Working with blind kids.

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What are you doing to me?

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Look, I...

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I'm sorry, but it's not gonna happen.

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That's fine. I'll walk away.
And I'll never bother you again.

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Only if you tell me Chandler's
willing to give you everything I am.

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Well, he is. I mean...

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...marriage is all he talks about.

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My goodness.

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In fact, I'm the one making him wait.

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- You are?
- Yeah.

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- Why?
- Why?

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Because of the government.

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Isn't it incredible?

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Monica and Chandler
are getting married.

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I know. They'll be so happy together.

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Two best friends in love.
How often does that happen?

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- Not that often.
- No.

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I'm so happy for them.

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Me too. So happy for them.

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I'm so happy and not at all jealous.

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- Oh, no! God, definitely not jealous.
- Mm-mm.

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I'm probably 98 percent happy
and maybe 2 percent jealous.

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What's 2 percent? That's nothing.

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Totally.

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- I'm like 90-10.
- Yeah. Me too.

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Hey, have you guys seen Chandler?

47
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No. But you know who
was looking for you?

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Tennille.

49
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So that marriage stuff
you were saying yesterday?

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- You don't really believe that.
- Sure, I do.

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In fact, I think the whole concept
of marriage is unnatural.

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Look at pigs. Let's take
a second here and look at pigs.

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Pigs don't mate for life.

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A pig can have 100 sexual partners
in a lifetime.

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And that's just an ordinary pig,
not even a pig that's good at sports.

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Wait a minute.

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Are you telling me
you may never want to get married?

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Never say never, but, probably...

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...yeah, never.

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Oh, my God.

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Then what are we even doing?
What is this?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what is all this pressure?

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Is this some new strategy?

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Why don't you put down your copy
of The Rules, huh, man-trap?

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You know what? I gotta go.

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It's okay. I got a plan.

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- We're gonna find love.
- Definitely.

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Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that.

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That's what makes it so easy to be
80 percent happy for Monica and Chandler.

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- Would be nice to have a guarantee.
- What do you mean?

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Some people make deals with a friend.

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Like if neither of them are married
by 40, they marry each other.

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- You mean a backup?
- Exactly.

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Yeah, yeah. I've got that.

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- You do?
- Mm-hm.

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- Who?
- Joey?

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- Joey? Are you serious?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, I locked him in years ago.

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Wait. So if neither of you are
married by 40, you'll marry Joey?

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Yep. We shook on it.

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Yeah. But believe me, that is not
how he wanted to seal the deal.

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Seriously?

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I think his exact words were...

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Charming.

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- Ah, he's just a backup.
- Yeah.

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Hey, Monica.

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Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?

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It's for my boat. Cool, huh?

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Yeah, it's great.

90
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What's the matter? Talk to the captain.

91
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Just realizing
I'm in a dead-end relationship.

92
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Chandler's giving you a hard time?

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I don't want to get married tomorrow.
But I want to believe...

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...we're going somewhere,
that I'm not wasting my time.

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- You know Chandler.
- No, I don't know Chandler.

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Not anymore.
It's like something's changed.

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Maybe you changed.

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I didn't change.

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Maybe that's the problem.

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- What?
- Chandler is a complex fellow.

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One who is unlikely to take a wife.

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Does he think I'll just
wait around for nothing?

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Face it. Chandler is against marriage.

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And always will be.

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Well, there's some people
who do want to marry me.

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- There are?
- Yeah. Richard.

107
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Richard said he wants to marry you?

108
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- And Chandler says he hates marriage?
- That's right.

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Chandler loves marriage!

110
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You just told me he hates marriage!

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That he's a complex fellow
who's unlikely to take a wife!

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That he's against marriage
and always will be!

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You got that from what I said?

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- Rach.
- Hey, you.

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- Hey, come on in.
- Thank you.

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I'm so sorry
to hear about you and Elizabeth.

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Thanks. Yeah, I really thought
we'd be able to make it work.

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I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

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Yeah. Love.

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It's a tricky business, isn't it?

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I guess so.

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So, what do you say we make a pact?

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If you and I are both single by 40,
we get married.

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I mean, we know each other,
we like each other...

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...we've already slept together,
so there'll be no surprises there.

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No, like, "What's that?"

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- Oh, you want me to be your backup.
- Exactly.

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Oh, yeah. I already have one.

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- Who?
- Phoebe.

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Phoebe?

131
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But she just said Joey is her backup.

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Oh, I don't think so.

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I just spoke with her.
She said that she and Joey made a deal.

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That's impossible.
We have had a deal for years.

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We shook on it.

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Although, believe me,
she wanted to do a lot more than that.

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Where have you been?

138
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I was making a coconut phone
with the Professor.

139
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Richard told Monica
he wants to marry her.

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- What?
- I've been looking for you.

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Stop messing with her!

142
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And I would have if these damn
boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off!

143
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- Oh, my God!
- I know! They suck!

144
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He's not supposed to ask her
to marry him! I am!

145
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- I know!
- What...?

146
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You know what I'll do?
I'll go over there and kick his ass!

147
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Will you help me?

148
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Look, us getting our asses kicked
is not a solution.

149
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Okay?

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- Look, just go and find Monica.
- You're right.

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I'm gonna get the ring...

152
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...I'll go find her...

153
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...and I'll propose!

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Dude! Dude! Dude!

155
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That coconut phone
might be good for the boat.

156
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Hi.

157
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I don't know why I'm here.

158
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I didn't ask.

159
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You want to come in?

160
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I don't know.

161
00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:15,155
Oh, okay.

162
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I'll just leave the door open
and go sit on the couch.

163
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Chandler is such an idiot!

164
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Drink?

165
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- Scotch on the...
- Rocks with a twist?

166
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I remember.

167
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,593
- You still smoking cigars?
- Uh...

168
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,346
No, no. That's art.

169
00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:43,433
If it bothers you, I can put my art out.

170
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,853
No, that's okay.

171
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:50,815
So, Monica...

172
00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,817
...let me ask you a question.

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Since we broke up, do you ever...

174
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...think about me?

175
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Actually, I thought about you
a couple months ago.

176
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,787
- Really?
- Yeah, but it's because I...

177
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:07,499
...had an eye exam,
and I don't like my new eye doctor.

178
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,335
- Who is it?
- Edward Nevsky.

179
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Yeah, he's no good.

180
00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:17,300
Do you ever think about me in...

181
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...a non-eye-doctor way?

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No.

183
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Ah.

184
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:29,604
Because getting over you was
the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

185
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,482
I never let myself think about you.

186
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,276
Wow.

187
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,034
Phoebe, you picked Joey and Ross?

188
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,953
You can't have two backups!

189
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,247
Of course I can.

190
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:50,083
It's just good sense
to back up your backup.

191
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:53,002
- Look, I've already lost Chandler.
- What?

192
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,171
Hey, Phoebe!

193
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,715
We're both backups?

194
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,551
How could you do this to me?

195
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:04,431
What are you complaining about?
You were both aware of the situation.

196
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,558
- I was not!
- No, we weren't!

197
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:10,437
This kind of back talk
isn't gonna fly when we're married.

198
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,398
You can't have both. Pick one.

199
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,108
- Pick me!
- No, pick me!

200
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:17,986
I don't want to end up an old maid.

201
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,530
Well, let's see.

202
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,991
Ross is a good father.

203
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,492
But...

204
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,120
...Joey has a boat. This is hard.

205
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:29,581
This is crazy. I want to switch to Rachel.

206
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,166
I want to switch too.

207
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,960
No, wait! Okay, just wait!

208
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,213
Wait, guys.
Don't make any rash decisions.

209
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,466
Remember my promise:

210
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,677
If we get married, three times a week.

211
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,471
Oh, my God. Phoebe...

212
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,098
I'm talking about massages.

213
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,517
No, I'm not.

214
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,356
I know how to settle this.
Here's what we'll do.

215
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,817
I'll write "Joey"...

216
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,319
...on one napkin.

217
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,447
And I'm going to write "Ross"
on the other napkin...

218
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,324
...and we'll pick one.

219
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,993
That person will be our backup.
Here we go.

220
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,870
- That sounds fair.
- All right.

221
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,663
Good. Switching them up.

222
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,415
Ooh...

223
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,795
- Pick one.
- Left.

224
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,923
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

225
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,511
- Ross.
- Joey.

226
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,807
- We should just switch.
- Absolutely.

227
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,312
I miss this apartment.

228
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,856
Now, this is a grownup's apartment.

229
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,484
- I should be with a grownup, you know?
- Yeah.

230
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:44,030
You're saying you need to be
with someone more mature.

231
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,865
Maybe someone with...

232
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,953
...a license to practice medicine.

233
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,955
Or a mustache.

234
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,000
Let's face it. I'm not a kid anymore.

235
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,128
I need to be with someone
who wants the same things.

236
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:03,716
Coming to my work and telling me
you love me, I want that!

237
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:08,096
Talking about pig sex over lunch,
I don't want that!

238
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,015
I think that's fair.

239
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,352
Fair? Please.
Don't even talk to me about fair.

240
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,480
Fair would've been you
wanting to marry me then.

241
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,108
Or Chandler wanting to marry me now.

242
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,736
Believe me, nothing about this
is fair. Nothing.

243
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,865
- Nothing! Nothing!
- It's okay.

244
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,284
Hey. Shh.

245
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,912
Nothing.

246
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,628
I don't know.

247
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,006
I know.

248
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,467
Yeah, I... I...

249
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,637
I have to figure...

250
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,473
...some stuff, before I can...

251
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,183
Yeah, I understand.

252
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,520
Take as much time as you want.

253
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,398
Ten, 20 minutes, if you need it.

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I'll be here. Not smoking.

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- Chandler.
- Where is she?

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I'm not scared of you.

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She's not here. And please come in.

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Scotch on the rocks...

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...with a twist, on a coaster.

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Monica? Monica?

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00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,189
Okay, she was here. But she left.

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00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,815
Where did she go?

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00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,568
She said she had to think things over.

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Oh, my God. I can't believe this.
I thought you were a good guy.

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Oh, hey. Look, nothing happened.

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Nothing happened? Nothing?
You didn't tell her you love her?

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Well, all right, one thing happened.

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You know what you did?

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My girlfriend is thinking things over.

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You made my girlfriend think!

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Well, I'm sorry.

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What's to think about? I love her.

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00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:17,225
Well, apparently I'm willing
to offer her things that you are not.

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I'm willing to offer her those things.
This was just a plan.

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To throw her off so when I offered
all these things, she'd be surprised.

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If it helps, it worked very well.

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It was working till you showed up,
you big tree.

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This isn't fair.

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You had your chance with her,
and you blew it!

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This is my chance and I won't blow it...

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...because we are meant for each other.

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And this has all just been
one stupid mistake!

283
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,469
I was gonna propose tonight.

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You were?

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00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,934
Yeah, I even...

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...got a ring.

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00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,313
Did you get a ring?

288
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,274
No, I don't have a ring.

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You go get her.

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00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,120
And can I give you a piece of advice?

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If you do get her...

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...don't let her go.

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Trust me.

294
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You know, Richard, you are a good guy.

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I know.

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I hate that.

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- Dude.
- I've gotta find Monica.

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She's gone.

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00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,243
- What?
- She had a bag and she left.

300
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,454
- What?
- She was crying.

301
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,916
She said you want different things
and she needs to think.

302
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,543
Why didn't you tell her it was a plan?

303
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:11,047
I did! I told her everything.
She wouldn't believe me.

304
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,423
Well, where...?

305
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,883
Where did she go?

306
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,677
To her parents'.
She said you shouldn't call.

307
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,388
But if I were you, I would.

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00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,599
Can't believe I ruined this.

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00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,185
I am so sorry, man.

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00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,365
You wanted it to be a surprise.

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Oh, my God.

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00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,343
Chandler...

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...in all my life...

314
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,016
...I never thought I would be so lucky...

315
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:11,315
...as to fall in love with my best...

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00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,235
My best...

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- There's a reason why girls don't do this!
- Okay, okay, okay.

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I'll do it. I thought...

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00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,832
Wait, I can do this.

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00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,881
I thought that it mattered...

321
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,634
...what I said or where I said it.

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00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,345
Then I realized...

323
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:44,891
...the only thing that matters is that you...

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00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,857
You make me happier
than I ever thought I could be.

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00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,029
And if you let me...

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00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,825
...I will spend the rest of my life
trying to make you feel the same way.

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00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,461
Monica...

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00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,714
...will you marry me?

329
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,551
Yes.

330
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,776
I knew you were likely to take a wife!

331
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,281
Can we come in yet?
We're dying out here!

332
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,076
Come in! Come in!

333
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,913
We're engaged!

334
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,419
Oh!

335
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,714
This is the least jealous I've ever been!

336
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,385
Oh, no, wait! This is wrong!
Ross isn't here!

337
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,844
- Oh.
- Oh.

338
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,390
He's done it three times.
He knows what it's about!

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00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,433
Yeah.

340
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,377
Oh, my darling

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00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:42,300
You were wonderful tonight